If I finish behind that drunken reprobate Skot in rotisserie baseball, there will be hell to pay. Hell, I tell you! To pay! I may try to figure out a way to scrape the results of the two online leagues I'm in (one if which is doing well and one of which isn't) to let everyone taunt the Mendoza line-dancers of the Mighty Rexroths, but that sounds like an awful lot of work for a joke that about six people would appreciate. Still, I need to get my head in a Moveable Type space where this sort of thing is relatively easy to do; if I ever get around to doing Anil's suggested plugin, I'd probably learn enough bang out that kind of screenscraper in no time flat.
Not that it would help the Rexroths. Also, Juan Gonzalez's thumb better not snap off again. I'm just sayin'.