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<title>Snarkout: Sideout</title>
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<description>Avocados of Doom and Baconburg Horrors</description>
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<title>My Phone Call to Arnold Newman</title>
<link>http://www.designobserver.com/archives/015320.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;There was a long pause. Finally: 'Er...yes, I do portraits.'&quot; Oh man. The Getty link at the bottom of post is an excellent overview of Newman's work. (via Queso)]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[&quot;Tekeli-li, or Hollow Earth Lives&quot;]]></title>
<link>http://www.antarctic-circle.org/fauno.htm</link>
<description>A huge (comprehensive?) annotated bibliography of Antarctic and hollow earth fiction. Wow. (Thanks, Jonah!)</description>
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<dc:date>2006-06-14T18:00:05-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Image of Virgin Mary found in backyard</title>
<link>http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=53562</link>
<description>The Loudres of Ohio, defining miracles down.</description>
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<title>Mosquito ringtones and the extremes of human hearing</title>
<link>http://www.ochenk.com/entry.php?id=63</link>
<description>Years of going to punk rock shows have wrecked my hearing; above 17,000 Hz, I can&apos;t -hear- anything, but it starts giving me a headache.</description>
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<dc:date>2006-06-13T21:00:03-05:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[Double Articulation: Deconstructing Brett Ratner&rsquo;s X3]]></title>
<link>http://doublearticulation.blogspot.com/2006/05/deconstructing-brett-ratners-x3-2006.html#comments</link>
<description>This is spot on, except a) it&apos;s too nice to Halle Berry, b) it&apos;s too nice to the ham-handed Angel plot, and c) the Hellfire Club clearly should have been in the fourth movie, because that&apos;s how I would have done it. (Spoilers abound.)</description>
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<dc:date>2006-06-12T15:00:06-05:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[A staggeringy un-self-aware entry in the Post's &quot;Being a Black Man&quot; series]]></title>
<link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/06/10/AR2006061001040.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;I just think he's risen way above rap music and never agreed with those contentious and rebellious lines of rap music.&quot; Remember, being a black Republican who doesn't like Curtis Mayfield is being an &quot;independent thinker&quot;!]]></description>
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<dc:date>2006-06-11T18:00:05-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Wind-Power Projects Halted</title>
<link>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/06/09/AR2006060901420.html</link>
<description>The DoD stops wind farm construction throughout the Midwest to study radar issues. Good job, Ted Kennedy!</description>
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<dc:date>2006-06-11T15:00:11-05:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[A rundown of math jokes on &quot;The Simpsons&quot;]]></title>
<link>http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20060610/bob8.asp</link>
<description><![CDATA[The episode with the fake counterexample to Fermat's Last Theorem also had a giant &quot;P = NP&quot; floating in the background. (via Daring Fireball)]]></description>
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<dc:date>2006-06-11T03:00:05-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Fun and games with flood control in Des Moines</title>
<link>http://www.dmregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060608/NEWS09/606080387/1001/NEWS</link>
<description>Upping the ante on Google Maps gags -- are you going to let a bunch of city boys beat you, farmers of the world?</description>
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<dc:date>2006-06-09T18:00:09-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Electronic voting machines fail to ruin Iowa election</title>
<link>http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=16751509&BRD=</link>
<description>We&apos;re rapidly near the point where any government official who advocates buying an electronic voting machine that doesn&apos;t support a paper trail should be recalled or fired. This is no way to run a government.</description>
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<dc:date>2006-06-09T15:00:11-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Ronaldinho vs Zidane</title>
<link>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5OpaklUYyo</link>
<description>Insane. I wish I were as good at Ronaldinho at -anything-. (There&apos;s a move at 3:21 which literally made my jaw drop.)</description>
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<dc:date>2006-06-09T15:00:11-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Fafblog returns</title>
<link>http://fafblog.blogspot.com/2006/06/after-end-of-world-albatross-or-not.html</link>
<description>Stupid Chris, going to his college reunion and denying us the world&apos;s only source of Fafblog!</description>
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<dc:date>2006-06-07T00:00:03-05:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[Fast DOM Queries in Today&rsquo;s Browsers]]></title>
<link>http://alex.dojotoolkit.org/?p=550</link>
<description>Alex of the Dojo framework suggests a ridiculously ugly hack for speeding up your JavaScript. Heavens.</description>
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<dc:date>2006-06-07T00:00:03-05:00</dc:date>
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<title><![CDATA[Chinese mathematicians announce proof of Poincar&eacute; conjecture]]></title>
<link>http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-06/04/content_4644754.htm</link>
<description>The problem, about the nature of three-dimensional spheres, is one of the Clay Millennium Problems; if the proof stands, someone (probably Grisha Perelman, whose work on the problem the Chinese mathematicians belief they&apos;ve confirmed) wins a million bucks</description>
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<dc:date>2006-06-06T18:00:04-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>RIP Bernard Loomis, the king of toys</title>
<link>http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/06/business/06loomis.html?ex=1307246400&en=7da98898908b8eaa&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss</link>
<description>He worked on Chatty Cathy, Barbie, Strawberry Shortcake, and Star Wars action figures, and invented the Saturday morning product-based cartoon.</description>
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